5th Season (King of the Hill Stinger Quotes)

The 5th Season describes a premiere episode with end credits after the post credits scene.

The Perils of Polling (5ABE02)
Dale: "Was it a wriggler?"

The Buck Stops Here (5ABE01)
Buck Strickland: "Miz Liz! Two hot toddies!"

Peggy Makes the Big Leagues (5ABE04)
Peggy: "I don't know what you're waiting for."

When Cotton Comes Marching Home (5ABE03)
Cotton: "Waffles! Where's my waffles?"

Spin the Choice (5ABE05)
Hank: "Oh my God, it's so juicy!" Bobby: "(gulp)"

Yankee Hankee (5ABE06)
Cotton: "Well, I suppose -- SUCKER PUNCH!"

What Makes Bobby Run? (5ABE07)
Dub Taylor: "We are the Landrymen! Fight, fight, fight!"

Twas the Nut Before Christmas (5ABE08)
Dale: "Valet of the Dales is not responsible for lost or stolen articles."

Chasing Bobby (5ABE10)
Bobby: "To the Flowers of Time!"

The Exterminator (5ABE09)
Dale: "Maybe this'll help. Mmm…"

Hank's Choice (5ABE11)
Dale: "We all came to see the opening of another doghouse!"

Hank and the Great Glass Elevator (5ABE12)
Hank: "I'm doing it. I'm a mooner!"

Lupe's Revenge (5ABE13)
Dooley: "My chicken's the star of the show."

Now Who's the Dummy? (5ABE14)
Jerry Popper doing an impersonation of windshield wipers.

Ho Yeah! (100th Episode Celebration) (5ABE15)
Hank: "Alabaster!"

Hank's Back Story (5ABE16)
Doctor Tate: "Thank you, Gina." Gina: "Doctor Tate."

Unfortunate Son (5ABE20)
Bill: "Aaaagh! Aaaagh! It bites!"

It's Not Easy Being Green (5ABE18)
Hank: "No! No! No! No! Heh, heh. No."

Pigmalion (5ABE23)
Trip: "(choking a pig) Schweigen!"

Luanne Virgin 2.0 (5ABE16)
Hank: "The Vandergraafs!"

The Substitute Spanish Prisoner (5ABE21)
Jimmy: "Aaagh! She pulled her thumb off! Call a doctor!"

Kidney Boy and Hamster Girl: A Love Story (5ABE22)
Conklin: "Aahaah!" High School Principal: "Conklin!"

The Trouble with Gribbles (5ABE19)
Luanne: "Hug your babies tight."