Children of a Lesser Clod

"Children of a Lesser Clod" is the 19th episode of Season 12 and aired on May 13, 2001. The episode was written by Al Jean and directed by Michael Polcino.

Director: Michael Polcino

Writer: Al Jean

Airdate: May 13, 2001

Guest Star: Beverly D'Angelo as Lurleen (deleted scene) Robert De Niro as Hibberts Twin Brother (deleted scene)

Chalkboard Gag: Today is not Mothra's Day

Couch Gag: Crash Dummy Test

Production Code: CABF16

Intro
The narrator hosts "Children of a Lesser Clod", when Homer walks in and said "5 years of hogging the narration is enough!" because the episode doesn’t start in a few seconds, then starts to leave.

Sypnosis
The family goes to the YMCA to attend one-time-only free classes, along with many other Springfieldians who admit they would never return to the YMCA and pay for any of the regular classes. Lisa takes gymnastics (and gets yelled at by the Russian coach for being too old), Bart gets tricked into taking an etiquette class by a black man dressed as a gangsta rapper (who happens to be the husband of the prim and proper etiquette teacher), and Homer participates in a basketball class for men over the age of 35, but suffers a torn ACL after a dunk attempt end with the backboard crashing down to his leg. After Homer gets his surgery, he is told by Dr. Hibbert that he cannot go to work, and he must stay home. Homer finds himself extremely bored, even going so far as attempting to cross-breed Santa's Little Helper and Snowball II. One evening, Ned wants Marge to watch Rod and Todd while he attends a Chris Rock concert (that he misinterprets to be an abbreviation for a Christian Rock concert), but Marge is out identifying a body (which ends up being a very much alive Hans Moleman while everybody thinks he's really dead) so Ned asks Homer instead. The kids like having Homer take care of them, which allows Homer to establish his own day care center. Homer starts a day care center (under Marge's ownership), "Uncle Homer's Day Care Center", to entertain himself, but makes Bart and Lisa feel like outcasts by ignoring them, giving Bart's jacket to Milhouse forcing them out of their bedrooms for a film crew that is making a documentary about him, and having them work long hours at night to cut out felt hearts in his honor. The daycare center is wildly successful, and Homer earns a nomination for the "Good Guy Awards" ceremony. For the ceremony, Bart and Lisa splice in home movie footage of Homer as his worst (passed out on the floor drunk and almost naked during Christmas, losing Maggie in a poker game, and chasing Bart down the street while wielding a chain mace) to prove to everyone that Homer's nice guy persona is a sham. The audience becomes outraged and Homer angrily strangles Bart on stage. Everyone in the audience becomes horrified by Homer's behavior, and decides to prevent their kids from being watched over by him. Homer then steals the kids and escapes from the ceremony (followed by Chief Wiggum and a mob of angry parents) and puts all the kids in a van, until he crashes the van into a tree, and tries to escape before Chief Wiggum stops him. After three mistrials, Homer apologizes to Bart and Lisa for neglecting them, and promises to take care of his own children (including the perpetually-ignored Maggie) instead of the neighborhood kids.

Ending Scene
Rod is about to say "That's all, folks!", but Homer throws Rod off the stage and says "6 days of hogging the end title is enough!", and Homer starts to say "Th-th-th-that's all, folks!". A stop sign appears, landing on Homer's platform, then says "Fade out".

Outtakes

 * Children of a Lesser Clod (Outtakes)

Deleted Scenes

 * Children of a Lesser Clod (Deleted Scenes)

Video Release

 * Five Nights at The Simpsons