Marry Bacon

Commercial Airing: January 30, 2012 - May 21, 2012

Voice Roles
Teen -

Teen's mother -

The Minister -

Jack - Dick Sittig

Transcript
Teen: Mom, I'm getting married.

Teen's mother: (surprised in relief) Who's the girl?

Teen: It's not a girl. (Teen's mother gave him a confused look.) It's bacon!

(Cut to him holding a strip of bacon choosing a diamond box. Cut to him dressed as a groom. Jack is seen holding a BLT cheeseburger.)

Jack: (voiceover)

Teen: Bacon, you're beautiful!

(A montage of the BLT is shown.)

Jack: (voiceover) With my new BLT cheeseburger to a 100% beef patty loaded with hickory smoked bacon, plus fries and a drink for only $4.99!

The Minister: You may now eat the bride.