13th Season (King of the Hill Stinger Quotes)

The 13th Season has 24 episodes before the cancellation show is almost over.

Dia-Bill-ic Shock (CABE16)
Thunder making noise of a massage chair.

Earthly Girls are Easy (CABE17)
Buck Strickland: "Trees, beautiful trees!"

Square-Footed Monster (CABE18)
Lucky: "Woo wooo wooo wooo.. wee ohhh... wee ohhh!"

Lost in MySpace (CABE14)
Donna: "Who wants to get kicked of the ding dong?"

No Bobby Left Behind (CABE15)
Kahn: "Gribble! Where's your dumb kids?"

A Bill Full of Dollars (CABE19)
Bill: "Hank's going to become a tugboat captain."

Straight as an Arrow (CABE20)
Bill: "(screams) It burns so much!"

Lucky See, Monkey Do (DABE01)
Lucky: "What would a monkey do?"

What Happens at the National Propane Gas Convention in Memphis Stays at the National Propane Gas Convention in Memphis (DABE02)
Buck Strickland: "My breath stinks like blood and peppermints."

Uncool Customer (DABE05)
Woman at Cotillion Class: "Do not yank."

Bwah My Nose (DABE04)
Hank: "Is it so wrong to be beautiful?"

Master of Puppets (DABE03)
Mega Lo Mart Clerk: "We're getting a bike. We're not getting a bike. What am I doing?"

Nancy Does Dallas (DABE06)
Wade Bixby: "I'm Wade Bixby!"

Manger Baby Einstein (DABE09)
Bill: "I respect puppets. Puppets saved my life once."

The Boy Can't Help It (DABE12)
Bully: "Why are you hitting yourself, sucker?"

Bad News Bill (DABE10)
Hank: "About your outfit, Bill. No."

Born Again on the Fourth of July (BABE07)
Bobby: "I want salvation!"

Serves Me Right for Giving General George S. Patton the Bathroom Key (DABE08)
Cotton: "I killed fiddy (fifty) men!"

Just Another Manic Kahn Day (DABE16)
Ray J. Johnson, Jr.: "But ya doesn't have to call me Johnson."

The Honeymooners (DABE13)
Kahn: "Oh no, no, no, noooooo. Why you hate me?"

When Joseph Met Lori and Made Out with Her in the Janitor’s Closet (DABE15)
Miguel: "Consider yourself 'Hit Hard'."

Bill Gathers Moss (DABE14)
Roommate at TV Show: "Oh no, you didn't!"

To Sirloin with Love (DABE17)
Hank: "Yep." Bill: "Yep." Dale: "Yep." Boomhauer: "Mmm-hmm."