Rock Your Socks Off

Lyrics
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[Verse 1]

It doesn't matter if it is good, it only matters if it rocks

The main thing that we do is to rock your socks off

There's no such thing as a rock prodigy 'cause rock-n-roll is bogus! Right, KG? Right!

Only thing that really matters is a classical sauce

And that's why me and KG are classically trained to rock your fuckin' socks off Give 'em a taste, KG.

Okay.

[Verse 2: Guitar]

That is Bach and it rocks

It's a rock block of Bach and he learned in the school called The School of Hard Knocks

Give it up for KG, give it up for me

Give it up for KG, give it up for me

Give it up for rock, give it up for blues

Give it up for everything that is not to lose

Now rock your socks off woman

We'll rock your shit up y'all

Give it up children, now to freak your shit out!

All right!

[Verse 3]

Now I know what a lot of you are saying "I just figured out what I'm gonna do with the rest of my days, I'm gonna get me an oversized guitar gain forty pounds and be the next D!"

[Verse 4]

Well, I got sour news for you, Jack. It ain't that easy.

For instance, are you willing to make the commitment to waking up at the crack of noon for deep-knee rock squats seven or eight at a time in a row?

[Verse 5]

How 'bout are you willing to make the commitment to rock hard tasty abs, washer board style glistening in the sun?

How 'bout are you willing to make the commitment waking up, going "Okay, it's gig time! What T-shirt am I gonna wear? Can't decide, can't decide! Brain aneurysm!"

[Verse 6]

We've been through so much bullshit just to be here tonight to rock your fucking socks off and all we ask in return is so precious, little--

All we're asking you to do is drop trou' and squeeze out a Cleveland Steamer on my chest.

Oh. Two, three, four!

Give it up for KG, give it up for me

Give it up for KG, give it up for me

Give it up for rock, give it up for blues

Give it up for everything that is not to lose

Now rock your socks off woman

We'll rock your shit up y'all

Give it up children, now to freak your shit out!

All right!

Aw, what? Aah yeah! Aaah, yeah!