9th Season (King of the Hill Stinger Quotes)

The 9th season contains 13 episodes instead of the first 2 episodes.

Care Takin' Care of Business (9ABE01)
Lucky: "Sometimes the world is cruel to shiny things."

Dale to the Chief (9ABE02)
Bobby: "(imitating Hank) Where did I put my pantyhose?"

Ms. Wakefield (9ABE05)
Bill: "Peppermint schnapps makes me sloppy."

Mutual of Omabwah (9ABE03)
Bill: "The monkeys must never find out."

Harlottown (9ABE04)
John Redcorn: "I have a gala."

The Petriot Act (9ABE06)
Dale: "Oh, this has been a cat-astrophe!"

Gone with the Windstorm (9ABE08)
Dale: "Peggy, you go die over there."

Arlen City Bomber (9ABE07)
Lucky: "Scary to think about the road not traveled, huh?"

Redcorn Gambles With His Future (9ABE09)
Lucky: "Whee-dee-deedly-dee, diddly-dee, diddly-diddly-diddly!"

Smoking and the Bandit (9ABE10)
Dale: "See you in the history books, people."

Enrique-Cliable Differences (9ABE12)
Enrique: "(chuckling)"

Bobby on Track (9ABE13)
Dale: "Oh, the humanity!"

It Ain't Over Till the Fat Neighbor Sings (9ABE19)
The Harmonaholics making funny noises.