Middle of the Pizza

Commercial First Aired: June 28, 2014

Commercial Last Aired: September 21, 2014

Voice Role: Steve Blum as Stick Figure

Transcript
Stick Figure (as narrator): Day 194 - I don't think there's a solution. The middle of the pizza. The middle is so good, that's where all the flavors live. (A thinking cloud appears above it, showing an image of a pepperoni pizza.) Meat, cheese, dough, the crust! (Suddenly, the thinking cloud breaks like the sound of a glass breaking. Another image shows an empty plate with a crust, making him upset.) Oh, I can't handle the crust! (imagines himself seeing the crust without the pizza's inside) It's not that it's bad, but it's just boring! (cuts back to him) Why can't there be anything there? (stops narrating) What the what? Bacon Cheese Stuffed Crust Pizza from Pizza Hut, where are you been all my life? (Camera pans to stick figure's mouth) Bacon!

(Logo: Pizza Hut - The stick figure is now eating a pizza in the bottom left.)