I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry/Quotes

Quotes taken from "I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry".

Quotes

 * Larry Valentine: [checks his hand] Smells like plastic!
 * [A shot of Larry's blown-up doll is shown on a chair.]


 * Asian Minister: Do you Kevin "Butterly" McDonough take Fred G. Duncan to be your lawful wedded partner?
 * Kevin: I do!
 * Asian Minister: And do you Fred G. Duncan take this guy over here to be your lawfully wedded partner?
 * Fred Duncan: I do!
 * Asian Minister: Well, then by the power vested in me by the Commonwealth of Canada and the Province of Ontario, which has always been very pro-gay, unlike that uptight country to the south, it's my pleasure to now pronounce you husband and husband; partners for life!