Synopsis[]
Help Timon and Pumbaa explore the journey of Zack Snyder's 300 to what it's like being in the movie within a movie!
Airings[]
March 9, 2007 (Theaters)
July 31, 2007 (DVD/Blu-Ray)
October 29, 2018 (300 1½ and TheBenOyler on YouTube)
Transcript[]
Timon and Pumbaa at the Cinema: 300 (2007)[]
(The video kicks off with the Legendary Pictures logo and the Virtual Studios logos.)
When I Was Young...[]
Timon: So majestic.
Pumbaa: So...powerful!
Timon: So...bizarrely named.
Pumbaa Sitting on the Remote[]
{300 (2007) is interrupted by Live Free Die Hard and Pumbaa is sitting on the remote.}
Timon: Hey, what's going on? Pumbaa, you're sitting on the remote.
Pumbaa:
No Fortune Cookies[]
Look Fat?[]
Pumbaa: You really think I look fat?
Timon:
Pumbaa:
Pumbaa Pauses 300 (2007) to Get Some Grubs[]
Pumbaa: You mind if I pause it for a second?
Timon: Sure. Go ahead.
Pumbaa: Be right back!
{Timon cracks his neck one way and then the other, grunting. As Pumbaa clatters off-screen, Timon scratches in his ear, sniffs, hums "It's a Small World After All", and casually picks his nose. Just as the sound of a popcorn popper comes to a stop, Timon pulls out a big booger, which squishes between his fingertips. He gasps as he realizes Pumbaa is coming back. He frantically looks for a tissue; seeing none, he tries to shake it off his hand, then to flick it off. Finally, he wipes it on the seat just as Pumbaa returns, with a huge bag of bugs.}
Pumbaa: Okay, I got the jumbo so we could share. {pauses for a beat, as he realizes Timon is just sitting there stock-still.} ...Were you just picking your nose?
Timon: {indignantly} No. I had an itch on the inside! {grabs some bugs and chows down, then clicks the remote.}
Timon Crying[]
{While during 300, Timon pauses the movie while he's hunched over; sobbing.}
Where's the Grub?[]
Timon: Pumbaa, where's the grub?
Running[]
Timon: What was with the running? If you can call that running.
Pumbaa:
Timon and Pumbaa Rewind 300 (2007)[]
Epilogue[]
(The title "301" is shown, then backs it up. Timon enters.)
Timon: Wait. Hold on a second. "301"? That is just wrong. The "1" (rips "1" apart) has got to go!
Pumbaa: Wait. You didn't happen to realize it's the original, right?
Timon: Oh...I hate to tell you this, big guy. It's more like a what-a-who-quel anyway.
Pumbaa: Or maybe an "inbetween-quel", why not?
Timon: That's it. Pumbaa, my muse. It's genius!