Break 1[]
- Taco Bell (Big Bell Value Menu: Interrogation)
- MasterCard (Couple at the Gas Station)
- Dairy Queen (Grillburger: The Harmonica)
- Charmin MegaRoll (Too Many Toilet Paper Rolls)
- Pizza Hut (Dippin' Strips Pizza: Short Version)
Break 2[]
- Burger King (Late Night - Hip Hop and Rap[1])
- Energizer E2 Lithium (Bunny - Bike Jump: Full Version)
- Kay Jewelers (Aunt Amy)
- Capital One (David Spade: Tuxedo Made of Duct Tape)
Break 3[]
- Dentyne (Fire: Meet the Parents / Ice: Flowers)
- Dawn (Bleach Alternative - Momvision)
- Geico (Revolving Door) (1-800-841-3003)
- Visa Signature
- Duracell (Penguins)
- CBS Monday Promo (New Back-to-Back Episodes of Two and a Half Men)
Final Break[]
- Amigos de Garcia Productions/Cherry Tree Entertainment/CBS Productions/20th Century Fox Television logos with generic CBS jingle
- Split-screen closing credits
- Wal-Mart (Rollback Prices: Waltz On In/Hurry)
- Zyrtec